Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cheer up, Short Round. You're about to get us everything we ever wanted.

- I didn't say that. - You did.

- It's good enough for Buffy. - Shut up and leave her out of...

You can't ever put 'em back the way they were.

She was just a friend.

Buffy? I'm gonna be OK with the basement thing. Really.

I love you so much.

- Previously: - I'm using you.

Friends are nice.

Well, officially, I have to say I have no idea what you're talking about.

OK, good. We can go look at all the puppies.

She was so raw.

But, see, my sister is you, and dangerous things that want to kill me seem to find me.

- Whoa. - What?

Guess this was kind of a lame sisters' day out, huh?

So I'm thinkin', sleeping with you...

- Wait. Did you try to curse him yourself? - I am the wronged party. Of course...

I don't hurt you.

I was always going above and beyond. I saved the Scoobies how many times?

Who likes to hang out in her yard and keep an eye on her?

Congratulations. It worked.

It was just a thing. I...

True, but at least Crap Guy gets to keep all of his appendages.

- "Was that me?" - Me, too.

Well, I guess it's natural for guys to be interested in...

And I'm supposed to what? Walk away?

- Are you OK? - I'm sorry. It's just...

Xander doesn't deserve to suffer cos he's your friend and I'm not?

No, actually, it's really not. It's kind of an either-or deal.

- I'm sorry. - Now, now.

Am I supposed to just stumble upon someone