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But I don't think I'll ever understand
I love you, Penny.
What-- you're not my mother.
I think we can let the cigarettes slide.
and I don't want them thinking we're white trash.
Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems,
that I just lied to the government for you?
and I get nothing?
of planning a second wedding ceremony for me,
So, did you defile my mother or not?
I'll drink to that.
Leonard, why don't you get into the carpool lane?
Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone.
You're not seriously going to visit each other.
I thought it was really funny. Thanks.
That's not much of a joke.
when the cop pulled you over.
We're not gonna be brothers.
Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.
Like what?
That's beautiful.
Fine, then you go!
you're gonna have to stop talking.
Hi, I'm Stuart.
Okay, that's not so bad.
I-It's over.
They had to live in secret, and when Oppenheimer objected
No.
Oh, thanks, Mom.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
That's enough!
All right, that's enough jail talk.
Well, I could use another beer.
Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hello!