Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and attorneys and possible jail time.
This is the bathroom I use
ALBERT: And so it's just a different way
- LARRY: Bye. -(WOMAN LAUGHS)
I bought the house from somebody. They didn't...
Oh. There.
Reuben sandwiches.
full of fucking toilet paper?
You plopped down on that couch, spilled the wine on it,
LARRY: What random Mary Ferguson is gonna go to Asia
- What are you doing, man? - LARRY: What?
- We still have three more girls. - LARRY: Yeah. I don't think so.
- You got it? - Got it.
- ALBERT: That was very nice, Mary. - Oh, my God. Total plop.
I would not want that as my name.
- Oh. - WOMAN: Oh, headshot.
just so we can get in those wheelchairs
(LAUGHS) She's fucking hilarious.
Ooh, God.
(APPLAUSE)
- Albert's a COVID hoarder. - Are you kidding me?
What's this?
- I love that idea. - Yeah.
- JODI: Oh, it's so nice. - LARRY: Yeah?
- LARRY: Oh. - I ran out of the smaller ones.
- Fucking Albert! - I know, right?
- They love that. - That's your concept of women?
where they want you sick in bed and you can't do anything with anybody.
Maybe we'll try again next year.
This is a mistake!
Why so sad?
And this is it. And now you're trapped in the bed.
- Yeah. Yeah. It's in there. - Thank you.
You are so fucking skinny, your arms can't even hold
- Larry David. - Hi.
Of course I did.
You've never complimented me in your life.
Jon, this was beautiful! Come back!
- Where's Lucy? - Oh, she's gonna meet us there.
Free. Who wouldn't wanna go to Asia for free?
LARRY: Okay. Very good question.
- You know what a brain bleed is? - I don't care.
-(MARY GROANS) - Oh, shit.
But it's acting. It's not so hard.
a fence around the perimeter of your pool
Mary and I are going on a trip to Asia.
like in circles, going... (WHOOPING)
and they didn't get laid either, so...
- What is wrong with you? - I think the question is what's wrong with you?
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
That's why Mary Ferguson had to go.
No matzah ball! Eat it!
- You don't care? - LARRY: Yeah. I don't care.
- Yeah. I guess. - ALBERT: Okay.
This is a good weight for me.
I'll be back Friday.
- a fucking glass. - Oh, get out of here. "Skinny"!
I'm not the bad guy here. I didn't do anything wrong.
He got one more left.
Fence?
You had an almond decaf latte and a bran muffin.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
It's ruining my whole outfit.
No. Never. Never.
And, uh, I do everything that I can...