Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bart, you're brushing your teeth with my twig.

I'm a busy man, so I haven't checked yet.

Sure, anything you want.

- Oh, no. Are you blind? - I'm trying, Mother. It's hard.

Starting today, we're carnies, just like you.

Not right now, Son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

##[Chorus Singing]

Which one? "Precious Moments" or "Treasured Memories"?

Okay. We get our room and board free anyway.

- If I like you, it is. - Hot dog! Let's go!

Please, folks, hold your fire.

Uh, not for a little while.

Hey, they just ran into the house.

- Ugh. - Oh, don't worry. That's just to scare off thieves.

- Allowance day. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. - You don't deserve an allowance.

- Ooh. Aah. - Wow, it's "Euro-rific."

- you're the luckiest chicken in the world. - [Squawking]

Hey, boss, uh, me and Spud gotta duck out for our A.A. meeting.

So, Mr. Cooder, how long have you been in the traveling amusement industry?

- Uh-oh. - [Gasping]

- [Both Groaning] - But I can't go out dressed like this.

But it doesn't look safe. And the guy running it looks a little seedy.

[Laughs] Hey, it's getting cold in here.

I'm so proud of you, Homer. You got our house back.

- Aaah! - [Cooder] A little help?

- Okay. - The guy I'm really looking for-wink-

Thanks for the food, mister.

Can't you stay in the Whack-A-Mole game?

You just bite the heads off the chickens, take a bow.