Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want all of them to be true.
- Did you read it? - No.
...the principle that a physical system exists partially in all its possible states at once.
I haven't seen the man since I was a little kid.
Penny and I just wanna do something low-key.
Not like capes and tights and crap.
I get that.
You said Sheldon read it. Why not ask him?
Sometimes I don't give you enough credit, Penny.
...only one of which is true, and we don't tell you which one it is...
Really? You couldn't just say that? You had to tell the scrotum story?
Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
They're coming over for dinner, no one will look in the closet.
- I did. - What did it say?
Me too, but I guess now we'll never know.
If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place...
Which one do you think it is...
It was my pleasure.
That doesn't give me the right to disseminate it freely.
...with an account of what your father wrote to you...
Yes, it's six against one. Stand down, sir.
I mean...