Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really? You couldn't just say that? You had to tell the scrotum story?
Not like capes and tights and crap.
I haven't seen the man since I was a little kid.
Sometimes I don't give you enough credit, Penny.
I mean...
That doesn't give me the right to disseminate it freely.
...with an account of what your father wrote to you...
- Did you read it? - No.
If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place...
Penny and I just wanna do something low-key.
Yes, it's six against one. Stand down, sir.
- I did. - What did it say?
Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
I get that.
Me too, but I guess now we'll never know.
You said Sheldon read it. Why not ask him?
...only one of which is true, and we don't tell you which one it is...
...the principle that a physical system exists partially in all its possible states at once.
I want all of them to be true.
Which one do you think it is...
They're coming over for dinner, no one will look in the closet.
It was my pleasure.