Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're coming over for dinner, no one will look in the closet.
I mean...
Me too, but I guess now we'll never know.
...the principle that a physical system exists partially in all its possible states at once.
...only one of which is true, and we don't tell you which one it is...
I get that.
That doesn't give me the right to disseminate it freely.
Not like capes and tights and crap.
Yes, it's six against one. Stand down, sir.
Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place...
- Did you read it? - No.
Which one do you think it is...
Really? You couldn't just say that? You had to tell the scrotum story?
...with an account of what your father wrote to you...
Sometimes I don't give you enough credit, Penny.
I haven't seen the man since I was a little kid.
You said Sheldon read it. Why not ask him?
- I did. - What did it say?
It was my pleasure.
Penny and I just wanna do something low-key.
I want all of them to be true.