Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Neither is the rule that you have to hold your girlfriend's hand at the movies.

Sheldon, it's... Wait, I can go home without you? Bye.

I'm here to make sure your dinner party kicks Howard's dinner party's ass.

I agree. That is, if you've never been to or heard of a party before.

I'm sure they wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I hadn't tried your food first.

What is your point?

Oh, and it was a "Far Side" card...

Look. Check out 9-year-old Howie with cornrows.

No, you really shouldn't have.

He abandoned me and my mother.

You said clean up. I'm cleaning up, heh.

...the letter from your father wasn't the most interesting thing in the closet.

Fine. After tonight, we need to get a handle on this mess.

And some thanks I got.

...leading to the lost treasure of famous pirate "One-Eyed Willy."

Show him the closet.

But if I'd known we were gonna be dancing, I would've wore my flats.

Trying to paint a picture.

- Well, this turned out pretty well, huh? - Yeah, I think so.