Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- This is for you, Dad. - Oh, my God.
It don't even erupt. - You know what?
So I just wanna put out a county-wide alert that says,
- You got it all wrong.
- Tom, run in and get the fire extinguisher.
- Tom just ran into the bus!
[machine beeping]
we've got the shirtless idiot throwing the first pitch.
the driver screams, "Run for your lives.
We are so grateful for what your son did.
Have fun today.
but my Uncle Bill is actually a ball boy here at the stadium.
[cheers and applause]
- What? All right. You know what? That does it.
- Listen, I can't talk now.
- Offended? The guy at the thrift shop
- Panic? I-I literally said whoa in a deadpan voice.
- It's pretty good. - Read it to me.
A couple fluid ounces of this.
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
This--this is amazing.
- Yeah!
We're on a peace summit of sorts.
- What? No, Tom. - No. No.
I actually have great news.
[exciting music]
- Why? Based on what? - He just sounds like a idiot.
[cheers and applause]
I can't tell if I'm offended or I'm really impressed.
- Uncle? No. I never met this kid.
- And there he is, the little maniac
- I was sincere as a mother--
- I'm sure he does all kind of things.
- And Mountain Dews all around, baby.
'Abso-freaking-lutely. It's what I do.'"
- What? - Wh--so?
- Wow. - And I needed to pee first.
The shirt's gotta go.
- I like that.
- Amanda, I gave Tom my word.
We'll even name a dish after you.
- Why am I doing all the work on this team?
- But this one might be a little bit too much.
as there will be no ceremonial first pitch thrown.
What is happening out there?
so this is a field trip to learn about tolerance.
It's for my father, who died.
And it's got an arrow pointing down to your crotch.
But why didn't you tell us sooner?
♪ We're gonna make a pee-pee ♪