Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Boom. - Oh, wow. Look at that.
- She talking about me? - Well, we did make the offer.
- Wait a second. Your uncle is Enormous Bill?
- Oh, God.
- Then Tom drags you out, and I'll be playing
Now is not the time. [horn honks]
- But the hero's mom is usually not the focus of the story.
- So tomorrow morning,
I mean, we're good.
- I can't get off the can, Tommy!
- I can't wear that to school.
Dakota, get a picture of this. This is good.
- I'm good with it.
When the light flashes, we're live.
that urinated on Babe Ruth's mitt.
Tom here, the shirtless idiot,
I got a text saying that our very own Tom
- Uncle Bill sound like a damn fool.
That's right. Come here. - Stop, stop.
- Yeah, I'm excited. Come on.
That's weird. It's not erupting.
He brought ten friends, Pete.
- Can you even imagine
- Hey, Casey Affleck. It's Tom.
so let me call the guy.
♪ Through you she lives on ♪
♪ And therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪
- What? - Go without me.
I know the ball boy here.
- Sir, I can't imagine this is gonna have much sway,
- Change the beef to some type of hot dog meat?
- Was it? - Yes.
You can't say "I'm not hugging shit."
- My Uncle Bill is a senior ball boy.
Not in my class. - Oh, the T-shirt?
- And make sure you land it.
- Okay, fine.
♪ And saves a life today ♪
I'm literally standing here.
I mean, let's-- - Where I come from,
- I question some of the dialogue, but--
I just can't let my shoes touch Red Sox asphalt.
- Mom, Mom, these T-shirts are terrible.
I'm Cobra. He's Stallion. You're Louise.
Everybody run! Run for your lives!
I wanna see you in action, buddy.
- Man, come on, Coach. - Please stop talking about it.
- Ugh, all right. You know what? Fine.
My boy likes his blurbs, you know?
- Yes, we'll extend it to the whole family.
I apologize in advance.
- What a day at Fenway as we commemorate the date
We can't be teaching kids how to hate.
Why don't you carve a bust of Tom's head out of meat...
and everyone dies, that's my bad.