Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay. But hurry. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Yeah, how? - I'll tell you how.
- You must be Tom. - I am.
My Uncle Bill is from Boston, and he's a really sweet guy.
- Is nobody gonna put out the stupid volcano thing--
what was going on in this maniac's mind?
- Uncle Bill, please don't hang up.
- Oh, yeah. - He's a legend here.
- Wait, what--what is that? Is that smoke?
- Oh, this is fun. We're in Boston. Here we go.
- That's me. - The shirtless idiot.
- I should've worn the Mitt Romney one.
Now start dumping. - Okay, step back.
- How about this? Nelson, turn on the video call,
- That was a bus. This is a diner.
- Isn't that, like, a volunteer position?
- My dad, God rest his soul,
- You had your chance. - This is socially--
It'll be out in two weeks.
or moves out of town.
- Can I run to the bathroom real quick?
- Um, a person like Tom? - What?
Tell you what, you don't take it off--
- It's great. I got it. - This is great.
we'd like to offer Tom free meals for life.
You think Superman flies away for a bit
- Don't flee the scene, Tom. [laughter]
- But he tragically died while trying to deep fry a turkey.
All for free. - Yep.
- You better start to pee-pee right now.
Everybody loves him. - Yeah, my uncle's a fun guy.
♪ Let go and try to be always abiding ♪
- Well, listen, I hate to pull rank here,
[phone beeps] [line rings]
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
- All right, Boston fans, in ten minutes,
We got the honorary first pitcher,
- No, Tom panicked.
- How about something fancy?
- Wow, you really take things too far.
- Can I get a flaming meat things for free?
[bus grinding]
and I can't afford you to jinx it.
but that clip was taken out of context.
- Put these on. - Nice.
- Tommy. Holy shit. Is that you?
- Okay. - That's gotta burn, right?
- Does he even count as a grownup?
- Sure, I didn't do anything, but I did respond.
Oh. Whoa. - Oh, no! Oh, no, flames!