Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[cheers and applause]
[keys clacking] - [sighs]
and urinated on Babe Ruth's mitt,
- Whoa. - Whoa, no need to panic, Tom!
Your principal called me in to talk about fire safety.
all right, tell the dog to relax.
- Yes, yes, I'm wearing a Yankees cap.
Babe Ruth first signed with the team.
asks friends to repay diner for free meals"?
We got ten minutes.
- Who answers a FaceTime call while you're shitting?
You can help with the fake fire and smoke?
and we show these kids that no matter where you go,
- Everybody, move off to the sides.
- I didn't panic. I'm not panicking.
Can we get in on that? - Sorry, Hector.
- Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not here for free food.
- I'm going through these receipts.
- You know, a lot of people are taking advantage
It's Tom from New Jersey.
- Hell yeah, dude.
[door clicks] - Oh, hey, Ma.
- She took two steps.
And in the off chance the bus does actually explode
Sunil, why would you do that? Penny Ling, I'ma keep throwing stuff, until you buy me that game!
He performed many heroic acts.
- Double-fisting? - Calm down, honey.
I mean-- - That's real sweet.
At least give me credit for that.
It's just friends and family, so...
- Tom, look at this one.
- This is incredible.
- Why does he have to say where he's from?
- I'll stand at a safe distance.
- [sobbing]