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- Great. It's done.
- Hi, I'm friends with Tom and I'm also a first responder.
- Great. - Just shaking hands.
- I would like to check these out.
Boom. Credits roll. Any questions, gentlemen?
- "A local boy named Tom has graciously declined
Oh, and this is my good buddy Nelson.
whatever the teachable nonsense y'all supposed to be doing.
My dad is friends with the owner.
of the diner's free food offer.
- Thanks, Bus Driver.
- I'm on the field where earlier today,
- Oh, this is a pleasure. Oh, thank you, Uncle Bill.
I mean, more bus mates.
I know I can't.
Damn it.
- Not to be petty, but technically, I responded first.
- Hey, those are the perks of having a hero son.
- [growling] - Not in the bathroom.
We drove three and a half hours.
- All right, you know what? Fine.
That'll be great. - Ugh. Okay, fine. I'll go.
Anything you want.
Try not to get shot.
- What kind of asshole lunatic
- No, he's got a family.
- Pete, I already started the fire.
So I know my way around special effects.
Listen, it's decided.
- This is Tom. Radio check, over.
- Now get outta here!
♪ And saves a life today ♪
- Out of my way, Tom. - Whoa. Oh, this is not good.
- He's alive! Are you seeing this?
Casey Affleck, right? Right, Uncle Bill?
- Pulled multiple cats from trees--
- I can't believe this weasel keeps coming in.
Get off this bus and go in there and do
I run towards fire and flames.
- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪
There's only one other option.
Uh-uh. No, no, no.
- All right. Look at you guys.
Party's over. Donate the meat to somebody.
and the fact that Tom saved my life.
That blurb you wrote on my son was very nice.
Renaissance man and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Say something cute. - What?
This child right here, in a nutshell,
- Just go in there and save it
- Can somebody open the dumpster?
Is it--you don't like the-- the partial nudity?
- Louise in position, over. - Thank you.