Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You cannot pull a 50 Cent or a Mariah Carey.
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What the hell?
- What you got? What you got?
- No. - I will not have
and then get the fuck outta here.
I'm the scientist. You're the unskilled laborer.
No, these people are hemorrhaging money.
shows up to a Sox game in a Yankee cap?
- What happened to your courage? Get in there!
Yeah, no can do. He says your dad's an asshole.
Who knew? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How about no swearing in front of the kids?
- Tell her what you wanna do, Tom.
Kinda like royalty in this place.
I hope you can find some winners.
- I do need that.
I know I put Yasmine's rescue to shame,
- Ill rip your ding-a-ling off, you GD bus!
You come running in.
- They're all equally bad.
- Well, it should be
- Everyone, relax.
- No, I was thinking burn down the restaurant
And so I'd like a Tom Special for free.
- Oh, buddy. "Here's the beef."
I don't wanna leave the truck area.
Can someone have this kid removed?
- You know what? They'll be fine for two weeks.
and you just check in with me, and I'll see it from here.
- All right, don't panic. Everyone's panicking.
Everyone will think you're a hero,
[scoffs] Okay. I guess I'll do it.
Uncle Bill, it's too much.
- I don't know if I'd call her a first responder. She's--
- In retrospect, I agree
Wow. [all booing]
- Look at this. Wow.
- Is he family? Who's this Nelson?
You know what? - That's great.
- That grass is all yours.
- I feel like I got the worst nickname.
- In memory of Dad, consider it done.
[applause]
- You are a legend, sir. - That's good.
and collect the insurance money.
- Actually, this is why I came here.
but hey, it's not a competition, so thank you.
further enflaming tensions...