Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and your wardrobe's all set for the next year.
[dog growling]
- Let's just hope for the best.
- Tommy. - Hey, Uncle Bill.
is what's wrong with sports.
Let me show you how science works.
- This is Stallion. Radio check, over.
- Can't do what? - Now that we're here,
Tom, hold this flare. Come over here.
- Here, here. Let's do this the Nelson way.
You rigged all these explosions?
- I can't believe this is free!
- You're gonna come in here and boss your mom? Uh-uh.
we fake an emergency on the school bus.
- That felt insincere at best.
- How much cheaper could pants possibly be?
- Then fire a fastball. - Fastball?
a student of mine wearing a Red Sox garment.
but instead, he pulled out his wiener
- That's amazing. Thank you.
and necessary light on a very real problem.
was a first responder like this young man here.
- All good. Just a small grease fire.
It's definitely a look. - Yeah?
- Wow, you know a guy who does fake school bus explosions?
and there was a whole scandal? - Yes!
- Wait, what's not good?
I'll rig the bus with harmless movie smoke.
just like you saved the school bus.
- ♪ Remember there's more road ♪
If you want to end this, I have a solution.
- Just Tom from Jersey. Bassoon player--
I'm gonna go talk to my son.
- Okay, Tom, you're here.
- Isn't that what shirts cost?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I can't do it. My mom simply won't allow it.
♪ Can't expect our tired patience ♪
- I am freaking out. We do not have a chaperone.
he's throwing out the first pitch.
Or how about we just say sorry?
- Exactly. Come here, buddy. This little guy right here.
Tom wants to do the right thing,
- I don't get where it comes from myself.
Listen, I ain't hugging shit.
[crowd booing] - What the hell?
- Okay, I know how this looks, everybody,
I grabbed some extra stuff from home.
As soon as I said "ball boy,"