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- Now watch it burn, kids.
- Oh, no, if we blame anyone, I mean, let's blame
- What?
All right, guys, it's go time.
- No, it look like a pile of manure!
This shirtless child should act as a reminder to us all
- [sighs] If that's how you feel.
I really don't. - Whee!
I put out a volcano.
is going to throw out the first pitch at Fenway!
- Worked on a Michael Bay picture back in the day.
We have to rescind the offer.
- You know what? I can't do it.
So that's a dozen Tom Specials.
- So as a tribute to him,
You know what? - Yeah?
- Yeah. - You know what?
Hero. [applause]
- How is there no teacher out here to supervise us?
- You're pissing on Babe Ruth's original mitt from 1914.
- Think I care about nudity, boy?
- Here's the deal.
some type of Aerosmith song in the background.
- They're playing my song. That's my song.
♪ Remember if there's one good reason for dying ♪
- You should have mentioned that sooner.
What's your honest take on this shirt?
'cause the hero had to come out of the mom.
Oh, no, what's happening? Oh, no!
- This is Cobra, your eyes on the ground, over.
- Nice. - And on my cue,
- We gotta go on field trips?
he sold me drugs and I shoved them up my butt
You guys are very generous.
and mountain breeze air freshener.
The kids are going to a Red Sox game,
- Guys, come on, we--
- These clothes have been rejected by society.
- Sounds lazy.
♪ To satiate for long ♪
- Sad day at Fenway
- Oh, no, we can't wait two weeks.
- Yes. All right. - Okay.
- Help, I'm stuck! The bus is gonna blow!
who did the thing with the bus.
- It's true. People can be maniacs.
Let's make this a teachable moment.
- You're out of control, Coach. - I'm not.
Tell 'em what they wanna hear.
What a symbol of unity and harmony.
- Oh, my dad put a much better spin on the whole friendship.
- No. Honest mistake. I meant no disrespect.
♪ More people to fornicate ♪
- This will be fun. - Listen to me here.