Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you shitting me?
- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪
- I don't want to be the reason they go out of business.
- And you need an opportunity to look like a hero.
I was a poor choice of a chaperone!
- He's more of a friend, but, you know--
- That story shone such a bright
♪ Remember it's a joke and leave it alone ♪
- A Yankee cap in Fenway? - Oh, oh, that.
- I'm just saying, hero might be a strong word.
- So we're all just nameless faces on a bus?
- He's double-fisting the most expensive things on the menu.
i represent singapore ok lets take a photo
I mean, that defeats the whole purpose.
I refuse to enjoy myself.
- Hi, I'd like to order the Tom Special,
Defended him once in court.
You start dumping things until it explodes.
- Teachable moment? How? - How?
But I'm just letting y'all know,
I can't just dishonor my father like that.
and Coach, you're gonna be their chaperone.
A child named Tom was scheduled to participate,
You're in good hands. First responder's on the scene.
All right, Tommy. See that grass out there?
- Oh, no? [all speaking at once]
- I don't like to run.
hugging at Fenway, so... - Hugging?
- This is the ultimate disrespect, you little shit.
- I don't think the fans wanna see me.
- Oh, the Red Sox.
but who knows what a pussy is?
Sorry, Tom. Whoops!
- My dad knows the owner of the team.
As the senior most ball boy here, I got full access.
- Oh, my God. Come here. This kid's my nephew.
♪ The feeling that we're lost will always fade ♪
Get that heinie into gear, you piece of caca!
and I'll have a new vehicle.
- What do you mean, we're going out business?
- This is the guy? Glenn? - Hell yeah.
- Why, you're not happy with the volcano?
I just thought of something. - Yeah?
- Oh, what's up, player? I remember you.
- Oh, my god.
- We'll discuss it. - He's in.
No, no, no. - [laughs]
- Hey, guys, this is Enormous Bill's nephew.