Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let's just hope he unexpectedly dies
Yeah, I'm also friends with Michael Bay, no big deal.
[whispering] Hey, what are you doing?
- Okay, kids, you stay here by the bus.
- Guys, please, I can't pee-- - Four, five.
Mother-bleeping C-word! Stupid B-hole bus.
- I'd like to shake your hand, Tom.
- Oh, you know each other? - You don't remember
[applause] - You are a hero.
- Well, I wanted to treat you to something nice.
I don't have any fans.
Yasmine here, she ran to the flames and saved lives.
What the hell is going on here?
We do a field trip to a Red Sox game,
He seems to be having a breakdown.
"to accept free food at a local restaurant.
♪ Mellowed out, chatting up those I used to hate ♪
- Tom, Count Chocula on a skateboard.
[bell rings]
- All right, come here. Help me grab this kid.
- Kids, I hope you're enjoying the new B3000
This bitch is gonna blow." That's what's up.
- Come on in here. - Wow.
I knew y'all could do it. I knew it.
- I cannot rescind this offer, Amanda.
[doorbell rings]
- We can work with this. - Right?
That's why I don't like to get excited.
It's just what I do. I run towards fire.
- I don't think these kid-friendly curses
We're going out of business.
- I fled out of bravery to save everyone.
- Anyway, so then Tom says, "Not on my watch.
Come on, I'll show you. - Oh, my god.
one thing you're gonna look back on is
Brandy.
- Tom, before you do these things,
- That sounds abnormally dicey. - Trust me.
- You think that's what Superman does?
I think you know his dad.
Or up your "heinie"?
♪ We're gonna make a pee-pee ♪
I know a guy who could rig it all up.
- Fake emergency? No.
Let's see if this works.
but I'ma put some feelers out for a new lab partner.
This is what I think of your Red Sox around here.
Now go pick your favorite ten,
- Well, that was disappointing.
- How about me? - You?