Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[demon snarls]
If you've got a demon situation, this is your guy.
How can we show him he's not the center of the universe?
You'll have to be manipulative, vicious, and cunning.
[elder monkey] Come back here right this minute!
i'll show you crazy your fired monkey gvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfeugtrgs
The quicker I slay this fire demon, the faster we get to celebrate me.
-[demon groans] -[Monkey King laughs]
-[suspenseful music plays] -[Monkey King grunts]
gave birth to a powerful being.
-You're the worst daddy ever. -[Mayor] Now, son, don't hit Daddy.
Hm, an uncontrollable monkey shooting light beams from his eyes?
[dramatic music plays]
[sighs]
-We're guests here. -[Lin groans]
His what?
trouble.
[Monkey King laughs]
Rabid sharks.
Just try to fry him up. No one'll miss him because none of them deserve to believe in you. Just try to fry him up. No one'll miss him because none of them deserve to believe in you.
[gasps]
♪ We are the magic guardians ♪
I can? Really? Cool!
-Hm, well-- -Or maybe it's the tree over here.
[unsettling music plays]
Oh! Yeah, that too. [laughs]
-What's in it for him? -Um, what does it want?
So, Stick, immortality, where do we go?
[monkey sighs]
Hey, Babbo, how will we know when we're under the stick?
-Stick? -[Stick hums]
[Monkey King] Nice punch, Grandma!
♪ So I resigned myself To being left behind ♪
♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪
The days when sea creatures are looked down upon
[grunts and sighs]
-[Dragon King] ♪ Open the skies up ♪ -♪ He's makin' it rain ♪
Fully immortal!
[exciting music plays]
[rocks crumble]
Oh. "Full immortality can be attained by eating a magical peach
♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪
[dramatic music crescendos]
[slurps] Ah.
♪ Which is definitely real ♪
The overboard overlord.
reflecting on your crimes.
Hey, you're a little scrawny for number 100, but we'll make it work.
Then I'll become their ruler, the new king of heaven.
-Half? -You can't die of old age.
Ow!
Uh-oh.
Yay!
-Done. -[roaring]
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
-♪ When I take the world by storm ♪ -[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ Hey, hey ♪
[elder monkey grunts]
Buck up, Lin. No one thought I could make a difference, right?
[grunts]
[exciting music plays]
Fine. Immortality, here I come.
[monkey grunts]
"He is the bravest, most spectac… spectac…"
[yelling]
to join the Immortal Ones."
I'd like a quick glance at the Life and Death Scrolls.
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
So,
-Where's Stick? -I had no choice.
Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop a little monkey from smashing your roof--
♪ We're searching for the stick ♪
"…are tonight to witness
Oh!
I lit it up for you. See?
You said if I want something, don't ask. Just take it.
♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪
Lightning. It's the only thing that can defeat him.
We can't have that. Get rid of him.
[humming continues]
[Red Girl yells] Whoa!
[grunting]
You couldn't possibly think you were worthy to take your place here
-It was nice knowing you, little girl. -But no!
[dramatic music plays]
-What? Our quest has failed, Stick. -[Stick groans]
The Dragon King can help them.
Mm. Not today.
[demon growls]
Rejected! [growls]
[Red Girl laughs]
[Lin whimpers]
That weapon should be wielded by one of the Immortal Ones.
Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake?
-And? -And?
-But that's in heaven. -Monkey King reigns supreme!
You're looking for the most powerful being?
My palace is not tacky!
-Over here. -Water coming up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway?
Of course! An avalanche.
I'm immortal!
[Monkey King laughs]
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
[ghosts whisper]
Maybe defeating everyone isn't always the answer.
and kings in hell
[uplifting music plays]
Hee-yah!
Yeah, I noticed.
Twenty minutes, and still no invite from the Jade Emperor.
-Yeah, poor. -[girl scoffs]
You'd better get to know us. Unless you wanna be demon dumplings.
-[Lin groans] -Uh-oh.
This ends now!
Yes, I am!
[yells] Frustrated!
[mysterious music plays]
Whoa!
Say you could save a starving village by lending out the stick for--
[Dragon King] How did I come up With this plan?
[Monkey King] Incoming! [laughs]
This thing? No. That thing. This thing? No. That thing.
-[monkey growls] -[monkeys gasp]
-…undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom. -What? Come on.
Sure. If there's time.
Three… [yells]
[squeals]
[Lin panting]
[dramatic music crescendos]
[monkeys] Monkey King!
Okay, you can have the stick!
[monkey grunts]
What's a Red Girl?