Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Monkey King yells]

We helped each other.

Be calm? Patient? Humble?

At sunrise , he'll be the first to die !

-[Lin] I got ya. Head for high ground! -[child] Mama!

[baby monkey whimpers]

♪ To all the haters and the dehydraters ♪

-I'm just smelling it. -[Lin] Don't smell anything.

-♪ It's Benbo ♪ -♪ It's Babbo ♪

Next! Release form. [groans]

and dragons ruled the sea.

[Lin] Oh, come on.

Get the Immortal Ones together. I'm on my way. We're gonna be neighbors.

♪ That has caused me sadness And woe, woe, woe ♪

But no one appreciates the stick like I do.

-[Benbo] ♪ His last dance ♪ -[Babbo] ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪

[dramatic music continues]

Very well. I shall take things into my own claws, and woe to those that-- Oh!

[Monkey King yells]

Itching! Flaking!

Because when you make a deal with me, you follow through or…

-[Monkey King screeches] -[Lin yelps]

♪ Our king will reign ♪

Know your place, young one.

-He could get a weapon. -Ha. From where?

I'm not your assistant!

[Babbo] ♪ And everybody knows What we came here for ♪

"And now a song."

[mysterious music plays]

-What? -Oh, look at his face.

[Monkey King laughs]

♪ No, I'm taking the world by storm ♪

You're saying I lied to you?

"…spectacul-errific-amazing-derful hero

-[Stick murmurs] -Fine. I said fine! [sighs]

-Monkey King reigns supreme! -[Stick protests]

-[Monkey King] What's next? -A drop of moon essence. The green jar.

I am but a lowly peasant girl from a tiny village

Hand me the Royal Horn of Desperation.

But you promised we'd do big things. We can't give up now.

-What are you yapping on about? -[Stick murmurs]

-Get mixing. -[woman] Stealing from an old lady?

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Handsome, hairy stranger ♪

Our amazing skills include pole-fighting, punching,

-Wait! Time-out. I'm not a part of this. -Nobody's on the bench!

[Wangmu laughs]

I told you to draw the monkey, you dimwit!

The tree in the dark…

-Uh-oh. -[panting] Don't look back!

Last one. Nectar of peach.

(screaming happily)

-And then he saves me! [laughs] -[Stick laughs]

Yeah. "You'll never amount to anything."

What? [laughs awkwardly]

I'm the king of being humble!

If you believe it, so will your audience. Here are the new sides.

And a huge fireworks extravaganza.

This dump counts as a village? Come on!

[scoffs] I'm not alone. I have my Stick.

Well, there is The Book of Everlasting Life, my lord.

♪ Monkey King! ♪

Out of the light!

-Monkey! -Who's gonna stop me?

I really am your number one fan.

♪ Every inch of the land ♪

You know what? I'm starting to think that wasn't even the real peach orchard.

♪ Who's a mighty fighter Who is brave and spunky ♪

I am? I mean, of course I am.

Wait a second. No! No. No, no, no, no, no! No! No!

♪ That's right, he's the Monkey King! ♪

[exciting music plays]

♪ Monkey King! ♪

[serene music plays]

[Babbo and Benbo] ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪

[Babbo and Benbo] The Dragon King!

♪ And no more ruined frizzy perms ♪

[gasps] Divine Master of Weather. Thank you for answering my call.

He doesn't love you.

I'll never be satisfied. I'll never be fulfilled.

-[Monkey King] Four… Eight… -[Red Girl] One… Two…

Even for hell, this is bad.

[Lin as Buddha] You never left my hand, Monkey King.

Hey, Lin, where's our hero going today?

♪ No more sadness, no more crying ♪

[both] ♪ Ha ha! ♪

Now? Hello? This thing on?

♪ And take the world by storm ♪

Whatever just happened, that's cheating! Do-over!

Come back, Stick!

-No, you eat it. -No improv.

Ha ha! You missed!

-[Monkey King laughs] -[Mayor sobs]

How else will the Immortal Ones know it's time to come get me?

♪ We are the protectors ♪

We respected the gods, and we followed the rules

[Benbo and Babbo buzz]

There. A pinch of instant karma.

This one? No. That one.

Why aren't the "wanted" posters working?

-We're still family, right? -I have no family.

[Babbo] And two extra-large milk tea bobas.