Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For you, your people,
Nope.
And Stick.
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.
[rock music continues]
No, Monkey!
[Mayor's wife] Crazy monkey!
[Red Girl laughs]
He's just a little monkey looking for a place to belong.
[man] You'll get us killed!
-What? -[Monkey King] That was for free.
-Four… Seven… -[Red Girl] Four… Seven…
That stick belongs to me!
My loyal subjects…
♪ Monkey King! ♪
The queen of heaven.
Monkey!
I’ll show you Crazy
[Monkey King snores]
And then a house fell on me,
-Just take it. -[Stick grunts]
Compared with this greatness,
You're a king. You handle it. I believe in you.
-[sighs] -[elder monkey grunts]
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right? Listen, great news.
They'd never accept the likes of you.
♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪
[monkey laughs]
[suspenseful music crescendos]
[dramatic music plays]
Assistant? I don't know this person. Who are you?
I came to say goodbye before Buddha closes up your mountain.
[Stick hums]
[Monkey King gasps and yells]
[ominous rattling]
is recorded in the Scroll of Life and Death.
Or did you forget?
-Get hammered. -Release form!
-Hm? -Mm-hm.
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Red Girl] Hey, cut that out!
♪ They're all gonna die ♪
-Uh-oh. -[laughs]
[groans] Those… Those are good people.
[monkey] Hm.
[Monkey King laughs]
Monkey King is my old title.
[gentle music plays]
[Buddha] The Monkey King's scroll
[Monkey King laughs]
one little monkey is an insignificant pebble.
Where to next? The hills? The desert?
Ugh!
♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪
-[demon clones grunt] -[Lin yelps]
"An authority on everlasting life, the royal sorceress, Wangmu,
It has waited patiently for the mightiest, fiercest rebel
[Monkey King grunts]
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!
-[Babbo] ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪ -[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
You could have accepted me.
What? [groans]
I’ll show you Crazy
I made a difference. We both did.
Stop, Stick!
[Monkey King and Stick laugh]
-Not a monkey with a fancy stick. -[Stick murmurs]
[column hums]
Please. Too easy! [laughs]
[loud crash]
[clears throat] One hundred demons defeated.
♪ Name-calling, life-ruining Loneliness-inducing ♪
Are we fired?
-Agh! -Wait!
I'll show you crazy your fired monkey pow
"Monkey King"! Yes.
I don't know, helping other people?
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?
Monkey?
-Hey! -[screams]
[Buddha] Then help him find his way.
[Dragon King groans]
♪ You see, since birth I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪
until the night a magical rock
Tell your village the drought is over.
And a warm thanks to you for the help, my child.
[Dragon King laughs maniacally]
-What are you doing? -She's alive? Here in hell?
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
[screeching]
One more thing. Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.
I screwed up big time
My lightning makes you stronger?
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]
[Stick murmurs]
-Are you sure? -It's a word.
yey
[Monkey King yells]
watched over earthly affairs.
You have no honor.
Oh, too slow.
challenge you or stand in your way.
Um, well, I--
Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.
A graveyard? Spooky.
[monkeys whimper]
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor, unattractive people alone.
-[monkey 2] He didn't die. -[monkey 3] He got a weapon.
-Uh-oh. -Hey, are they with--
I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?
My gorgeous machine will unleash the column's power
[pots smash]
-Let's talk about my ascension ceremony. -Ascension ceremony?
This is so twisted!
who hopes to make a difference someday.
-Uh, um, uh… -You didn't lose it, did you?
Of course I can.
You will address me as the Great Sage,
Your palm?
[Monkey King yells]
-[demon growls] -Huh?
[whimpering continues]
but now he's come home.
We carry his tub.
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!
[dramatic music continues]
[Lin yelps]
♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪
♪ Monkey King! ♪
[Lin grunts]
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
Only your number one fan.
Whoa! [shrieks]
-I know. No. I-- -[Stick murmurs]
[dramatic music continues]
♪ By storm ♪
[Yama yells]