Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Monkey King whimpers]

Right in the middle of some tacky palace.

-♪ Only endless power showers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪

[Monkey King laughs]

Don't look at me! No, no, no. Be right back.

Does this look like an enchanted peach garden?

[soft music plays]

You think I… I deliberately brought you to the wrong place?

-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]

End our suffering.

[Babbo and Benbo laugh]

You're the only mortal I know who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.

You'll never be one of us.

That seems suspicious.

-[clone 1] Don't let them get away! -[clone 2] Capture them!

Gonna party at your banquets.

King here! Coming through!

-[Monkey King] You eat it. -Come on. Just eat it. Yum.

I couldn't be more dead. Fresh corpse here.

[Monkey King yells]

-[Stick murmurs] -[Monkey King growls]

you and all these air-breathers will suffer my… my…

[henchmen groan]

[Jade Emperor yells]

♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪

[exciting music plays]

[Jade Emperor yelps]

The Immortal Ones can welcome me with open arms now.

[gentle music continues]

♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪

-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]

I'm just a mortal.

There are fates far worse than death.

I love it when people tell me what I can't do.

[Mayor yelps] Ouch!

-It's a big one. -I'm listening.

[Dragon King laughs]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

-Where is everyone? -[girl gasps]

Well, five minutes isn't--

-That's it. -[Monkey] What else?

Thank you for everything.

That I'd wind up alone.

Bring 'em on! I am a god.

Step away from the scroll, you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!

if the coconut is meant for us,

…has the tastiest bark. [laughs]

Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.

♪ So watch me rise up ♪

"Well, it took a stick. We're all scared. Please save us."

So don't let anyone,

Say Any last Words. Fuck You.

But you're not dead.

I'm immortal, dummy!

-He just needs to borrow it. -Borrow it?

You brought a live chicken to the underworld?

Oh, there you are. Did you hear any of my performance evaluation?

I'm sorry. This is the only way to help you.

You don't. Not possible.

-I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants. -Where's he going?

Coconuts are no threat to the Demon of Havoc.

You're a selfish, rebellious fool,

-Whoa! -Is this part of the show?

[monkey grunts]

I just wanna do big things someday. Like you.

Could you please grace us with a rainstorm?

♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪

Take his stick and go! The Jade Emperor will see you home.

Hey. I see you, pee

-You eat it first. -You eat it.

-[Monkey King laughs] -Hm.

-Say, "I care." -Never.

Architect of the Universe and Lord of the Immortals,

I loved those guys!

This is where I thrive! Monkey King reigns supreme! [strains]

The toxin should take only a few moments to knock him out cold.

If you were just a little smaller, maybe I could--

[dramatic music plays]

[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪

-Your Majesty! -What?

-Avert your eyes. -[Lin] My apologies.

[Stick murmurs]

♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪

But now look at me. The original outsider.

But the kids are ripest this time of year.

[tranquil music plays]

[monkeys chanting] Monkey King! Monkey King!

-No, wait, wait! -[yells] What the--

No? Then draw me a bath!

Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.

creeping me out out out out out out out creampie

If you go out there, you will die.

Well, aren't you a presumptuous little snack.

[narrator] For thousands of years,

My people are counting on me.

And you cut in front of all these people?

[thunder crashes]

[Dragon King] Ya!

♪ Monkey King! ♪