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He already has two perfectly good and trusted advisors.
-To do what? -Defeat all the Immortal Ones.
and I drowned. Yeah.
Don't look at me. This was your plan.
Any realm, any dimension. Even the Land of the Dead.
this grand column has stood here since the dawn of time.
I won't even feel it.
Uh, what's wrong with this one?
Dragon King?
In fact, he'll be the guest of honor at my celebration tonight.
-The girl? -No! My wondrous stick.
Booooooooooooooooooom poooooooooow
How about I get custody just on weekends?
[monkey mother cries]
And save the baby?
-[Benbo grunts and snores] -[Dragon King] Ugh!
So wait. You're saying I should be an Immortal One?
[both] ♪ Ha ha! ♪
Not my house!
[laughs]
world-flooder, man-slayer--
[grunts]
Wave bye-bye to the nice kitty.
[tense music plays]
[Stick murmurs]
[Stick groans]
-[Monkey King laughs] -[Lin] Agh!
My gosh! How do I awaken to nothingness?
[monkeys gasp]
Oh, here they come.
[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!
Either way, we win.
-[screams] -[ghost] What a guy.
don't ask.
Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of her.
Huh?
There's no backing out now.
Easy. The stick will be right above us.
Come on! It's getting away!
-Those peaches were defective. -Maybe they're out of season.
Someday, you really will end up all alone.
-Yeah, we were promised gods! -They're coming. Move.
[water splashes]
[exciting music continues]
[Buddha] This monkey is a powerful being.
I offer my skills as your humble assistant and weapon-bearer.
-A 100-person dragon dance. -No dancing.
I'm sorry, Monkey.
-Your what? -My big victory party.
Run!
Who wants to take a bath with me?
-Which means-- -[demon grunts]
-[Monkey King laughs] -[Stick murmurs]
[squeals]
You're a thief!
But you can still die in battle.
[grunts] Yeah, baby!
♪ He'll make it rain Watch the whole world love it ♪
You're a tiny pebble, remember?
Me! [laughs]
[Lin] So, where to next?
Monkey!
You had one job!
You idiot!
[Stick squeals excitedly]
My scroll? Why does he have my scroll?
Uh, uh, I… I'm not…
Oh! Don't!
Um, done?
-Hm. -[Stick murmurs]
Oh!
[Lin screams]
I guess this is goodbye.
The ultimate weapon for the ultimate hero!
Out of the light!
Hold it. Let me check.
[grunts]
Look, buddy, I hear ya. You love my stick. Everyone loves the stick.
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up ♪
With an assist.
[Lin groans]
You are alone.
-Stop them! -Uh, uh…
[Monkey King screams in pain]
We have no food here. No water.
How long do you think an immortal monkey can hold his breath under that water?
-Huh! Yeah! -[girl] Huh?
Where did you even come from, kid?
Me and Stick are meant for way bigger things.
since the one we did last Tuesday.
Oh.
I demand satisfaction.
[Lin screams]
to our fiery little minx as I'd hoped.
Huh?
-Graveyard's that way. -Obviously.
♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪
-[Dragon King] You! -Ho ho!
Huh?
Whoa!
Good idea, Stick. Hey, you want it?
Tacky? Once I reclaim my stick,
[Yama groans]
-[demon] Get her! -[Monkey King] Duck!
This monkey's insane.
Are you sufficiently moisturized, Your Grace?
So, you got my big victory speech ready, right?
I'm his.
[Yama growls]
♪ For years this un-phibian demon's Been rehearsing a scheme ♪
Let's go.
[Stick hums]
Help!
What are you going to do to him?
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
And handsome.
Place the Immortal Ones at my head table.
-Come on, admit it! -I admit nothing!
You don't belong here,
-[groans] We've been searching forever! -What?
with the best style, of course,
Here's your medal.
[sighs]
[Dragon King groans] Gotcha!
We're back in the game! One sip and they'll have to accept me.
Monkey. What? I’m busy!
[Babbo] Oh no, not again!
[Dragon King sighs]
[cuttlefish] Oh no!
Oh!