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He went to church?
Thank you.
You have one fork?
fucked-up, little box that he shoved in a corner.
Shit.
Two guitars.
♪ Those are people who died, died ♪
out of that fabric. It's just too delicate."
- Well, then, where is it? - It's where you left it last.
It is. Because out there, there's a great show
and two in the mezzanine. Here you go.
What, Abe?
I am. It's the best night of my life.
No. No problem.
Or dance. That's how I remember it.
Well, the cat's out of the bag now.
Is this something icky?
He didn't carry a knife.
♪ He looked like 65 when he died ♪
We escaped the jaws of Hitler for this?
but I think I'm going to turn the podium over
♪ Judy jumped in front of a subway train ♪
For supporting our show.
We will leave when I'm done.
Sit.
despite whatever's coming at you, and you did good."
What did you say?
What is this?
How about our boy, huh?
Okay, we're officially out of room.
- No, no. - Can we...? I, I, I...
three-hour piece of contrived inanity!
I can hear them, so let me recreate the conversation.
- Hello. - Hello there,
Rose, change your name. Change your number.
to come and give this man a proper send-off?
Hi. I'm Akiva's mom. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Are you happy, Buzz? Be happy.
I don't know where the funeral is.
Because there is someone out there for everyone.
but I was a decent Clare, and I did not stink up the show.
Hmm?
shaking her chichis, none of it matters.
Chester, you left the fucking door open again.
We already got one ticket from the city.
In one word, what is it about?
Oh, I wasn't talking about my wife.
who comes out here to make men laugh
- Yes. - And it's just whipped cream?
The man's not listening to you anyhow.
Shame on you, Abe Weissman.
You bet.
Oh, that was years ago. No one cares.
You can't be late for the doctor.
Then there's the crib deaths.
My review.
I'd seen the show so much that I knew the line.
had a fortune-teller, two kids.
So, please, let's have some respect
You know, a man who deserved something,
- Ha! Good one. - And there's an opening night ticket
I knew you when you were a pisher.
Oh, now I'm definitely gonna sit
Steiner! Steiner!
you look the same as you did in the pictures I grew up on
So much goddamn happiness.
I want to thank you all for coming out today
You know what I really don't understand?
I mean, this guy lived a life,
Kitty! Kitty!
- Maisel residence. - Who won?
He's a pretty big gambler, your brother.
I mean, I hated her, but I loved her, too.
for a new roommate?
- What? - There's no way I can take her to the pediatrician's
What do you want me to do?
Old Gianni upstairs said he heard a thud.
He was here all alone, then bam.
What the fuck?
- You must be Susie. - Yeah.
at the Mark Hellinger Theatre.
That's you.