Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I already went. - Rose?
I didn't think Jackie thought I was funny.
Found Jackie's sister, by the way.
♪ Sly in Vietnam, bullet in the head ♪
I mean, he never caught a break.
when you got to piss real bad?
My singing isn't perfect, but in musical theater,
Midge, do you want to make some sales or not?
to a man she wrote 51 fucking idiotic letters to?
- It was on the card. - Mr. Maisel.
to finding the Jackies of the world.
Hello, everyone. Uh, can you hear me okay?
Look, out of respect for you, I want you to know.
I knew the Shy Baldwin thing was tough,
Wait! Wait, wait, Kitty! Kitty!
Forget your manners and dive in.
Well, the five are fifth row center, so...
Talk to Clifford. He signs the checks.
Oh, thanks. Uh, thanks, everyone.
- I saw. I heard. - So we went with Harem Girl.
Come here. Grandpa's got to pick your brain.
and we will get her a girdle, and she will sit up straight,
- and I'm just so happy. - We're good
This seemed like bullshit at the time,
All right. Well, we'll put that into column two.
It has one good song. That's it.
What can I do for you?
It's good she's gone.
Shit. I knew him. What happened?
Not at all, actually. Thanks for the heads-up.
- Everyone dies. - Can we change
It clashed with my cape.
in this fucking world, except you.
They will. Trust me.
to have scientific understanding,
♪ Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room ♪
There they are.
Trixie got beaned by the wire.
Susie? Tinkle time.
Zelda never takes the first name.
- I saved you both seats, but... - Where is everyone?
Don't know.
I already don't have anything to wear.
It was the boy's life's work.
Yeah, uh...
Get angry. Be personal.
And that song with the full orchestra, yowza!
Eat fast, Ethan. We've got a big, fun day planned.
I called you.
The rude, hectoring busybody? It's you.
He was a friend of mine ♪
the large Wonderlier.
Hey.
breaking rocks at Leavenworth.
by our own Buzz Goldberg.
And that song. You can't get it out of your head.
You came out on stage. You couldn't remember your line.
♪ They were all my friends, and they died ♪
I've known Jackie since he was a little boy,
- I'm here. - Now you're mad
♪ Fell from the roof on East Two Nine ♪
And I say, "Well, my father would read Aristotle to me
I did the show for a while,
Oh, yeah, sure. Uh, Nancy, this is...
He would have if I hadn't saved him.
Pauly, you macher!
who's over there across the hall
And it's like that every ten seconds
- I mean it. We cannot be late. - That's right, Ethan.
please tell everyone here about your Torah portion.
who built the new platform for the manger scene
You ruined the show, and now you've ruined
I mean, I knew personal things about the guy.
I think it's time to start the show.
Called the cops. They load him in the car,
Truth, huh? Truth?
It's Aristotle this and Aristotle that."
you were gonna throw an oily, crumpled dollar bill at me.
Your word is fairly meaningless, Rose. You know it, I know it.
- From Yom Kippur? - Hello. - Hi.
Everybody did. The whole room was yelling out the line.
after racquetball. Wrinkliest nutsack I've ever seen.
♪ Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed ♪
So, I figured only Moishe-y knew him.
not the bippity-boppity chichis of the Roaring '20s girl.
- if you're going to do an aliyah, do it right. - He likes an athletic girl.
Abe, what a score.
You are the frog.
All these fucking horrible assholes in the world
instead of listing all its faults.
A heart over every "I."
on vomit at the Gaslight.
Thank you! Do you like my cape?