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* From seven stranded castaways *
All you do is stand at the finish line, wave a carrot..
- Morning, Mary Ann. - Hi, Skipper. Hi, Gilligan.
Yes, who is it?
He always gets grumpy when he doesn't win.
- But-but-- - But what?
Don't mind, do you? Let's see, now.
If you don't see tears, it's 'cause I'm crying on the inside.
But I-I still came out on top. I mean, what..
Any of that good, old betting spirit left?
No, Skipper. I get every other Thursday off.
- 'Coming, Mr. Howell.' - Hurry up, will you, huh?
...New York Exchange.
- I could sleep anytime. - Well, I couldn't.
I'll scratch it for you.
I'll get you back, little buddy.
Skipper, you win a 6-foot sloop.
You have to stand on the finish line
Oh, little buddy, that's wonderful.
* And his wife *
* In the tropic island nest *
- What are you doing, Gilligan? - Putting hay in the stable.
hold a carrot and we can't lose.
Yeah, it says, "Strike hard, strike fast.
You'll do it? You insist?
* They're here for a long long time *
I'm not sure, but I know you meant it as a compliment.
Oh, my beautiful knitting.
Oh, I can't be your captain because I've got to be
- What day is your birthday? - Um, uh, the 5th of May.
There!
Oh, never mind my long division, Gilligan.
And do it before the race so I can win.
Could you sleep nights, knowing that that race was fixed?
Three thousand dollars.
Well, his carrots. He bought them over an hour ago.
* The Skipper too *
- Goodbye, Skipper. - Houseboy, there you go.