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a decent honest person, nobody, shh
'And it'll make you grow up to be a strong turtle.'
- You've won it all. - That's right.
The Skipper seems terribly confident.
The place is messy but not messy as ours.
Gilligan, help me with this yarn.
You see, I'm not a herpetologist.
* Here on Gilligan's isle **
Look, Captain, I didn't get into my present exalted position
- But you were through racing. - I'm through losing.
I am, uh, that is, we are.
* The Minnow would be lost *
I'll pay him the same wages as you do.
After the trouble I went so he'd win?
I'll be your first mate, we'll go--
What our turtle would eat since we don't have carrots.
Even here, I can provide my wife with a staff of servant.
Still willing to bet Gilligan's services?
Gilligan, I don't want anymore talking. You understand?
Just tell Howell I'll race him tomorrow.
Ah, there you are, Skipper.
Perfect crime.
"And win, win, win."
But I thought you said I lost the bet.
Oh, and you want me to find out what it is.
on that knife for some time, but, uh
Darling, I'm so delighted that your turtle won the race.
Gilligan. Hey, Gilligan.
- In practice? What practice? - We practiced all afternoon.
Exactly. You see, when Gilligan was my houseboy
Mrs. Howell's done a magnificent job of roughing it out here.
The Howell silks across that line, baby.
There's a spoon and there's a fork and there's a blade
And we'll sail away to magic ports of call, won't we?
Oh, Gilligan. Hold this.
That was a wonderful race. Congratulations, Skipper.
'Oh, no. He's winning again.'
Naturally, I have the best turtles.
Eight plants for $4,000?
We've had that same paper ever since we were ship wrecked.
(Skipper) 'Gilligan. Hey, Gilligan.'
Hello, Professor.