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No. This one I met at a stop light.
- No. - Yes, you are. I can see it on your face.
Thanks a lot sis!!!
Yeah, I know he's in Singapore, and it's a holiday weekend...
Of course, it was crueller not to leave.
Not happening.
I don't know why though, because I feel fuckin' great!
(Laughing) One more time.
(Mobile ringing)
- Maybe Meg. - (Both laughing)
You get him on the phone right now and I'll take care of it.
- I took two before the meeting. - Then you should be fine now.
I'm going to make you a big, fat smoothie.
Oh, no! I was going to make it for her.
I'm making Mallory a honey-Manuka shake.
- Who was also a singer in the '60s. - (Gasping) I need more air.
(Scoffs) What if I'd been talking on the phone about squirt tops
Is that why you were breathing into a paper bag at breakfast?
Because of carrots?
What the hell are you wearing?
- What? You OK? What's up? - Yeah. Yes. The baby has hiccups.
Listen, Frankie. This is not a good time, OK?
TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich. TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich.
- What? - Oh, my God!
- And? - And
Uh, I think he's sacked out upstairs somewhere.
- Oh! - You have a new niece.
Hey, Mal, you gonna eat?
You know, on... On an angle.
I totally get that. It's just my feeling is don't be dumber than fuck.
I saw all the hurt I'll be causing the people I love.
Eating more then one cake slice, causes green poop!
Definitely, but Frankie's birthday is October 12th...
- Hmm. - But I had just started at the job,
- (Laughs) - Can I talk to you for a second?
I mean, we were such adults in there.
Aw. Don't worry. I got you something, too.
Mitch, stop. I'm not in labour. It's just Braxton Hicks.
- Baby, baby, baby. - She's in labour?
You've never taken me seriously as a mother.
Can you imagine if we told them and your daughter and Mitch walked in?
That's almost five years ago.