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I totally get that. It's just my feeling is don't be dumber than fuck.
- (Laughs) - Can I talk to you for a second?
Aw. Don't worry. I got you something, too.
Oh, no! I was going to make it for her.
I saw all the hurt I'll be causing the people I love.
(Scoffs) What if I'd been talking on the phone about squirt tops
(Laughing) One more time.
- I took two before the meeting. - Then you should be fine now.
Because of carrots?
- Who was also a singer in the '60s. - (Gasping) I need more air.
That's almost five years ago.
You get him on the phone right now and I'll take care of it.
Listen, Frankie. This is not a good time, OK?
I'm making Mallory a honey-Manuka shake.
Mitch, stop. I'm not in labour. It's just Braxton Hicks.
Eating more then one cake slice, causes green poop!
TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich. TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich.
No. This one I met at a stop light.
You've never taken me seriously as a mother.
- What? You OK? What's up? - Yeah. Yes. The baby has hiccups.
Yeah, I know he's in Singapore, and it's a holiday weekend...
- Baby, baby, baby. - She's in labour?
Uh, I think he's sacked out upstairs somewhere.
(Mobile ringing)
I mean, we were such adults in there.
I'm going to make you a big, fat smoothie.
- No. - Yes, you are. I can see it on your face.
You know, on... On an angle.
- Oh! - You have a new niece.
Hey, Mal, you gonna eat?
Definitely, but Frankie's birthday is October 12th...
- What? - Oh, my God!
What the hell are you wearing?
- Hmm. - But I had just started at the job,
- And? - And
Is that why you were breathing into a paper bag at breakfast?
Can you imagine if we told them and your daughter and Mitch walked in?
- Maybe Meg. - (Both laughing)
Not happening.
Thanks a lot sis!!!
I don't know why though, because I feel fuckin' great!
Of course, it was crueller not to leave.