Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Home On The Range wasn't written with us in mind?

I'm sorry. You should be.

Afraid not, pal.

I happen to know that the old gold mines have been picked clean years ago.

By the way you tried to milk that cow which turned out to be a bull.

I don't understand it. I just had the bus safety checked.

[people chattering]

you just let me handle him.

Michael, they're not coming.

I'd say it's a core sample.

Words like till death us do part

and this just happens to be a new outfit and a new pair of boots.

KITT, I think this place needs a new disk jockey.

[people yelling]

No livestock, no equity.

Thanks, pal. We'll just hang back until they rendezvous.

Welcome. I'm glad you finally got here.

She's been blind since birth, kicked around more times than an Italian soccer ball.

A very fair and reasonable offer.

[door creaking]

and counseling, and understanding in the world...

A couple dozen cattle should be a pushover.

it's enough to destroy at least a thousand head of cattle.

Forty-five minutes out of New York City. No guts.

ls there someone there?

[music playing on stereo]

And there's no record of oil in this area.

Then what do you call this?

and if I lose any more cattle, it may be my last.

Michael, you know there's an APB out on you?

[all exclaiming]

Ain't that right, Big Ed? Tell me...

and let her rip.

Now, what do you think of that, partner?

has made her an offer on her place.

Don't tell me, they even have their own language?

Malidium-sulfate? What's that?

Somebody cut the brake lines.

Hey, wait a minute. It's not me. It's that guy over there smiling.

No, it's not something like moo cow. It's western for jail, buddy.

and one part S2O4.

KITT, meet me at the barn. On my way, Michael.

Not till I get down there and follow them and round up the rest of the gang.

Once and for all. Good idea, brother Alfred.

Maybe we've got someone else on our side.

What if they send up some more bad guys?

Michael, you've got that look in your eye again.

Why is this rat so anxious to move Rebecca Hammond off her ranch?