Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy...

There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.

As some guy said to some dude with a beard,

Dog Day After School?!

Fine. I will personally take over Bart Simpson's education--

until you get your job back.

for the worst public school in America.

Maybe it is cool to cry.

lunch with Principal Skinner.

It is, are the American people fit to govern themselves,

It's beautiful, man!

I bought one last year and it was crap construction.

So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.

Dude, you better see this.

an eccentric widow.

I'll just leave the food on your doorstep and ring the bell.

Next item: our school band will play

You are a nitwit in an ill-fitting suit.

stacks of résumés in back seat.

Mayor Daley and his smart-ass son, the Daily Show.

Koalition si! Linke no!

You can see the rocks on page 32 of your science book.

Well, I've learned a lot today.

So, Bart, what have you learned so far?