Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're amazing, with just the right amount of zip.

Not an intermission.

I've set it to monitor, so I can hear everything that's going on.

I heard you're pretty good on one of those things.

Okay, see? Look at that right there.

It's my ego that took a hit.

Yeah, I smell them. I smell the sweaters.

Secure the painting and let's get out of here.

So they don't have a football team

Yeah, come on, man.

Tuesday Surprise

'cause we got reservations at 6:00.

That actually felt really good.

This? It's my vibrating fork.

Well, let me tell you something.

Let's just get some yogurt.

Wait. Big guy? Mustache? Snug pants?

Please, ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.

Khan Mubi. Nice to meet.

that she had what I like to call some regrets.

Turns out I am giving the keynote after all,

...who was appreciative that I saved his art collection.

Honey, I've been thinking about the menu,

With all things going my way, I figured it was time to make a decision

Sir, can I get you a drink?

You know what, that makes sense.

Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Blart,

Where did this ship from?

Not following you.

Now, give me back my daughter!

I never brought up Black Friday.

I'm from Internal Affairs Shipping. Yeah.

and I wanted to apologize

- Your uniform, as requested, Officer Blart. - Thank you very much.

And, besides...

- Loser! - Fat guy ruined it.

Come on, man. I know you're in here.

- But I... - What you love is the mystery.

You can't even stand.

And I just want you to know that I got you sitting at my table tonight.

There is an audience out there of security professionals

That should do it.

I got to get some air.

I got to get air, I got to get air.

Daddy, look at the beautiful flowers. Can I draw on them?

Okay, first of all, you need to slow things down a bit.

Come on, think.

Look, Dad, you're gonna have to get used to the fact that I'm a big girl now.

Will you let it go? It was a half box of wine.

- Yeah. - Please be careful, sir.

You were supposed to tell me

I was wrong! The body does hurt.

- Yeah, that'd be terrific. - Yeah.

and until the flames of chaos subside,

Actually, it's officer.

And so I say to you, sir...

I will spin around until I throw up on you and your friends.

- Yeah, that's the one. - I thought he was dead.

Flag on the play, sloppy.

They say Las Vegas has the best security in the world.