Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of course I can, if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!

then you have no purpose.

a loving father, a strange,

You're still giving me a ticket?

Hey, sir. You actually forgot your valet ticket.

- You just do not get it. - Get what?

Totally understand. I get it. Yeah, you're right.

One more second here, There.

I think I can short this and get us out of here.

All right, hug him, Andy.

I don't know. Some man brought a bunch of these down

Wow, that is the brownest banana I've ever seen.

Like the song says,

Hey, Dad. I ordered your favorite.

Eduardo's in on it.

What am I gonna say? What am I gonna say?

And that view is even more beautiful when you have someone to share it with.

The housekeepers are all good friends of mine.

Sorry. Sorry to startle you, sir.

above and beyond the call of duty,

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- Yello-ha! - Good afternoon.

Pleasure's mine.

And there's the old lady who can't find her car in Parking Level F

Why do I do it?

of anybody under the age of 18,

- Daughter. - Yeah.

Paul Blart knows what's up!!

- From the what? - From the hotel

I'll stick your face in maple syrup and make you sing gospel!

You know, she's not available right now, so...

You thinned my manpower significantly.

But don't kid yourself, Paw Blart.

- It was, like, six years ago. - You got to let it go.

It was just as depressing as Idaho.

who was supposed to alert me if the schedule changed.

You leave the bath filled, which could have caused water damage,

- I think you're overreacting. - Really?

Well, I'm Divina Martinez, the hotel's general manager,

This hotel is solid.

Chicken Chow Lane?

I might have made a colossal mistake.

What happened to my little George Washington?

Internal Affairs, so I just...

I'm deathly allergic. What are you trying to do to me?

there is no way you are a security guard here.

That would be great.

Anyway, come with me.

Where's that phone?

We need a leader right now that can step up, take the reins and inspire us.

No way. I already feel like a SWAT unit.

Your lip is sweating. It’s sweating...

Gotta say, Henk, nice uniform.

Decorum. De-cor-um.

There are so many walmart deals

I should've recognized the steely-eyed gaze of a fellow brother-in-arms.

I mean, can you imagine

There's gonna be a surprise keynote speaker tonight.

Don't need it. It's already been scanned. Locked and loaded.

and then I turn to him and I say, Hand over the yogurt.

I'm definitely done. Not this time!

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The Vice President of the United States as the president of the Senate

They let me know when the high rollers check out early, so...

I said you had nice hair and nice teeth.

just longing to catch... He's crying right now, isn't he?

due to humanitarian reasons, 18 years ago.

But I've never been better.

Paul Blart had officially peaked.

that just is off the hook after 9:00. It just gets crazy.

I got to get air. I got to get air, I got to get air.