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Yes. Good catch.
Colossal.
boy, I am so crazy.
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That's not true, Dad.
You guys took me for a lot of money on my last visit.
- Give me 20 bucks for the hard six. - Okay. $20.
You got to... You got to fan out, guys.
I want the truck waiting in Juérez in one hour.
And now your daughter can't wait to get away from you.
who wrote some really long books about sailing and stuff,
You don't want to go out with me?
I told you I was crazy.
- How's that? - So far, so good.
Sorry, no offense.
He turned me down immediately.
Vyom Be like
I mean, who cares?
Blart!
But he's the real deal, Divina.
All right, guys. Who took my show hair?
You know what?
- Really? - Yeah.
Yes today, Blart
I'm sorry, I don't follow.
Yeah, the silence was unbearable.
Boy. We got a meet-and-greet in 15.
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That's Paul Blart.
Okay, first of all, we're all big. We're Blarts.
Honey, we've been invited to the Security Officers Trade Association Expo
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I understand.
- Yeah, you got to love the zip. - I do. I mean, I was born to zip.
I came straight from a haircut.
Sorry. Big man on a rope!
Dad!
This location's been compromised.
Did you get the new locations yet?
Unacceptable. Kill him.
Hey, Blart. I heard you need a little backup.
- Did you guys play Beth? - No.
Okay, yeah. I mean, no, you should...
and I don't care, I'm going double parm. So...
Dad, are you okay? You should really get checked out.
What is it that we all have in common?
That was in the throat.
Nope, my fault. I startled you.
Who is art
I will crawl inside you and lay eggs like a baby spider!
That didn't even glance off the chest. It went right up.
- He thought he was giving it. - You thought you were giving it?
Understand this. We are pulling the trigger, boys.
That's a very good defense. One more!
She's very patriotic.
Look, I know it takes two to tango,
I'm getting tight. I'm getting tight.
- Hot pepper spray? - Check.
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or our head of security, Mr. Furtillo.
We don't have much time.
You know what, ma'am, he doesn't want to give me a hug.
Take a dip! Yeah!
You got me. You done gone and got me.
So Paul Blart hadn't officially peaked after all.
Don't look up, either!
- Look, I feel just terrible. - I need your help!
You have your own superhero.
just know that Officer Panero was here for you.
What a day!
Now, where exactly did...
Well, I guess I've been overruled.
Now, we're leaving the van Gogh for last,
A renegade.
It has a view of the Strip.
A Rocky Mountain steed.
- I catch you at a bad time? - No. No, no. It's a pleasure, sir.
We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?
A little too much club.
Hey, yo, have you guys seen Maya?
Come on. Maya.
Closer.
Ramos, this is Henk.
You don't move.
- So? - I'm gonna need about 20 minutes, Vincent.
Well done, Blart.
Lane? Lane? That's what this betrayal's about?
You scared?
I'm just gonna fire some questions at you, though,
Do not look down!
Just tell me who's staying there.