Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Pocketknife keychain window smasher? -I do.
Looks like we got ourselves a sticky situation.
- I'd love to see you up there. - I would if I had a good hamstring.
- Gosh, ours just went last year. - Yeah.
Security's been breached.
Yes, Officer Blart.
No. I got to go. I was supposed to meet my dad for dinner.
Fine.
I just had the strangest exchange with that guy over there,
Got it.
Then we can focus on the van Gogh.
- Which one? - I'm gonna say...
"Some people think that holding on is what makes one strong."
Sunshine, you still in the tub?
Yeah. Well, with good reason.
but I would stand down for him.
Gino Chizetti,
Vincent, you just don't get it, do you?
Knot jump!
Trust me, they're all bark and no bite.
Don't you worry about that.
- Paul Blart? - Yes, sir.
They say overweight people use humor to achieve affection.
She was the girl I was talking to right over there.
That's okay. I needed a little time to myself.
Not too long ls that your dad?
- Hey, Paul. - Hey, Saul. What you got there?
Your mother must be very proud of your accomplishments.
but since you're into gyro-performance vehicles, take a gander.
I apologize.
It's easy. Give me $60. We'll place the six.
fuck
Hello? Hello?
Go.
It's top secret stuff, okay? Just...
I'm coming for you, Maya.
That's not true. They didn't pay anything, but they do deserve your best.
I've got two different colored eyes!
But one day, six years ago, a man did more than that.
Do not look down! Do not look down!
Cell phone covers and Cinnabon?
vis-a-vis this particular shipment here.
Paul, mi amor!
He's a high roller who books his rooms through his company.
What?
What's with the cape?
Thanks for telling me Victoria's secret.
I think you're gonna like it.
I saw white. I saw white.
I mean, the house was like a cold tomb of loneliness.
- Dad? Hey!
Takes a certain breed.
Give me my painting!
- Welcome to the Wynn Resort. - Checking in.
- Does anybody love you? - Yes. My daughter,
There you are. There you are.
- I was just going to hang out by the pool. - Yeah, well, not in that, you're not.
We've got less than three hours to meet our buyer.
Didn't know they even had those anymore.
We're not gonna cause any trouble. We're not gonna say anything.
And all of a sudden you're asking yourself,
Wow, you don't know when to shut your mouth, do you?
I'm gonna give you my phone number.
Absolutely. I should have thought of that.
I don't know. It was a gift from my daughter.
- Baby road flares? - Yes' I've got it all!
I've been known to dabble.
- Hey. Sorry. Guy's drunk. - Well, why'd you let him run off?
- Please tell me Blart is dead. - Yeah, if by dead, you mean
And on the home front, I always had Mom.
From the hotel gift basket.
Her doctor called it uncontrollable vomiting.
Laser focus.
so it'd mean a lot if you could be there, peanut.
- Thank you. - It's free.
What do you think you're doing with that crate?
She just... She just called.
Maya.
Black, gray, pine, and then, last, purple.
normally we're not gonna file a missing persons report
See, it's easy to fall in love, but hard to find someone to catch you.
Let me just nudge her out of whisper mode.
- I would get so sad. - Honey.
Ramos.
Why are you wearing a cape, Khan?
Double back. Doubling.
Could you press one, please?
and smell the sweaters that she left behind.
Judge Blart now in session!
Still got the laminate.
But it seems to be that I'm going to be delivering the keynote speech tonight
You need to slow it down, young lady.
Look, I know it takes two to tango
Judge Blart Now in session QUIET!!!!