Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this:
That's different. First of all, we're not engaged...
Sure. We're going to the cafeteria to get some coffee.
I mean, she'd be threatened by any woman who can give me what she can't.
What'd your mother say when you told her?
She said I'm a wonderful girl and you're lucky to have me.
What do you mean "a show"?
- That's actually my napkin. - Oh, this is a nightmare.
...and do the right thing, you just hide in the laundry room.
- Have you been drinking it? - Yes, it's my water.
You told her we were gonna get married and she had a heart attack?
Hell hounds.
We were just comparing notes about how you are in the sack.
- She's just set in her ways. - How can we be together...
Bernadette and I are getting married.
You know he tried to stick his tongue down my throat and I broke his nose?
There are a couple of things I did with Penny that might be a little silly, but...
No, she never mentioned it.
Thank you. Hey, have you and Howard started planning your wedding yet?
So you'd do a striptease.
...because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely.
Well, I wasn't swinging around a pole.
I got a colossal serpent right here.