Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mountain elf.
When I walk in the classroom and see Ethan
What are you doing at work these days?
I bet she did and you didn't listen.
- So it's probably genetic. - Well, maybe.
The words they'll be carving into my tombstone.
...and bit the dust a week later.
...with no semantic content at all?
...my mother will swallow her whole and spit out her bones like an owl.
Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skimmed milk yet?
Who let the satanic dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
Ma?
This might be a good time to point out...
No, I do not.
She thinks she got food poisoning from that deli...
You are a mean little man.
...who's prone to canker sores and pinkeye?
...if the thought of us getting married might kill your mother?
You can't take that personally.
Well, you know, like the way I took my clothes off.