Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Other than waiting out the exponential growth period...

- What's the difference? - A heart-attack-like event...

A word of advice, don't doze off. You will never hear the end of it.

Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend hanging out together?

Right. Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons.

Why don't I write you a prescription for Xanax?

Hey, do me a favor and take Table 7?

She went in to visit my uncle Roger, caught something...

Hold the door you idiot!

- What happened? - Howard's mother had a heart attack...

Just the ones that might be plunged in my thorax.

...that friendship requires a certain give and take.

Sheldon's new Facebook photo.

- What are you talking about? - One broke up with you.