Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She went in to visit my uncle Roger, caught something...

Just the ones that might be plunged in my thorax.

- What are you talking about? - One broke up with you.

Why don't I write you a prescription for Xanax?

Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend hanging out together?

- What happened? - Howard's mother had a heart attack...

Right. Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons.

- What's the difference? - A heart-attack-like event...

Sheldon's new Facebook photo.

Other than waiting out the exponential growth period...

Hold the door you idiot!

...that friendship requires a certain give and take.

Hey, do me a favor and take Table 7?

A word of advice, don't doze off. You will never hear the end of it.