Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, did I miss something?
That's not your water.
Good, good. Then you have nothing to worry about.
My "mirth." Classic.
...l'd put on a little show for her.
...is an event that's like a heart attack.
Sheldon, let's go.
Bernie, it's not you.
What you've gotta keep in mind is that ever since my dad left...
Your friend and his mother are there, we're going.
I don't think you have to worry about Penny telling my sister.
Wanna talk about crazy mothers?
Mom also had just gotten some news that might have upset her.
...and second, Indian parents are very protective of their children.
Hey, that's my sister and my country you're talking about.
It's just so weird. Howard Wolowitz is my friend.
Zandor, wizard of the north. Ha! I win.
- Okay, the eagle has landed. - What's going on?
- You all right? - Fine. Thank you for asking.
I prefer to look at it as the one with my ex-boyfriend...
Leonard's mom wouldn't give him any approval growing up.
I'm sorry, do I need to connect the dots for you?
- Where are you? - I'm in the toilet!
Howard, I'm gonna be your wife, you can share anything with me.