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Oh, great, now I'm gonna be up all night with these two.
I don't know.
-Silence my dogs, please. -Okay.
And how come I got cast as Señorita Cleaning Lady?
-So we'll do it on the day. -We'll do it on the day, then.
but I'd be dying if it came in a floral print?
and I'm your new hormone monstress.
Okay, let's skip to the interpretive blow job ballet.
It says here I'm playing the Demi Moore part.
Um, I'm sorry. Did you say Ugfuglio?
[discordant jazz plays]
-What. What look? -Right there. In the mirror.
[Jonathan] Oh, shit, look at her.
Congratulations, Nick.
-♪ Onto my back I shall not flop ♪ -[heavy breathing]
Are you saying that you wanna go back to being a gym teacher?
I love you so much, my best friends.
♪ Our parents will squirm Watching us simulate sex ♪
The walls. The walls go down, and then that's a room.
Oh, come here! We love you, too, booby.
♪ I long for your hands on my buttocks ♪
-Are-- are we doing something wrong? -[scoffs]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Right after I saw her rubbing Lizer's feet.
Who goes there?
Smooches are for the weekend, and the last I checked, it's Wednesday.
[gulps]
It's not a prank.
She is a beach wedding. She is a linen curtain.
Oh, Matt, you're gonna make a great Michael Douglas.
I don't know. Something came over me, I guess.