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-No. -Right.
He's 47, and his goal is to get his job back.
I'm listening.
He recently got fired from my school, and he always looks like total dog shit.
♪ 'Cause an aggressive woman-- ♪
-♪ Likes to be on top ♪ -Ooh.
Let's be honest about what this binding arbitration is about.
Lola, we think what he did to you was wrong.
Uh, I mean, this is some real bullshit.
♪ You've got the power now ♪
♪ He's got your Missy now ♪
I miss my job here every single day,
Come out and be with me.
-Oh, I love you, too. -My God, gonna miss you, girl.
That was totally hot.
Only for three more weeks.
-Oh, I don't have the sty any more. -No, no, style.
Ugh! Actors! If you whiny nobodies hate the play so much, just quit.
-Jesus Christ. -"My dogs are barking"? Yuck.
-Oh, God. -Should someone go down there?
Well, it's really only because I have the best acting coach in the world.
I can't believe you did this to me three weeks before my birthday.
-up in your dick? -Missy's off limits.
and use that hair as a seat belt.
-Uh, this is the day. -We're on the day.
[grunting and moaning]
♪ Disclosure ♪
that's your business.
and I'm auditioning for the part of Demi Moore.
Is that probably for the best?
[groaning]
♪ And bein' rapists just like dudes ♪
-You like it? -Touch it. Touch the Michael Douglas hair.
Maybe even titillating?
This is the best school in the planet
Cheese and crackers, I went too far.
like, super obsessed with that foot rub I gave you.