Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the best day of my life, baby.

-Yes! -How about you stop by my house tonight?

Holy shit, I got the Michael Douglas part.

This is for you, my tiny dudes.

Siri, text Andrew Glouberman.

It was the ultimate betrayal.

to talk about virtual reality.

Terry, you're working yourself to the bone.

Can you guys, like, gay-rescue him?

Demi Moore is Michael Douglas's boss.

and then he told me I quit.

so I can't give you everything you need as a man.

I mean, I-- I don't think I feel comfortable working with you.

Them: Why are you on Grindr at the RNC? “The dumb ones pound the hardest, henny.

Aw, you guys, thank you so much.

My only line is "Yes, Mr. Michael Douglas."

-Let's get real for a sec. -Yeah.

-[gasps] -♪ Likes to be on top ♪

-Oh, I don't think he should pull it out. -[Lizer] Oh, shit!

-Or whatever. We could try on the day. -We could also plan it on the day.

Beware. The pretty women want our jobs.

What the fuck? Really?

Be with me now outside of the whistle. Outside now, please.

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪

Okay. So for Steve, we need to keep things super simple.

Jessi, you're a girl, right?

Or on the day, as they say.

-Oh, not this fucking bitch. -What?

This is the audition for Disclosure the Musical.

You're a good husband, but I work too,

he'd been using her since the beginning?

Here's what you do.

It's a misogynistic fantasy. Have any of you guys even read this?

-[horn blares] -Now, don't be late to the ferry.