Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There are other ways.

Sure, we did tons of crazy shit,

If she was, she wouldn't need to fantasize about it in her journal.

takes a little longer to work these days, you know?

-Yes. -Painful giant or good giant?

The editor needs it by 6 and I'm about to teach,

Me neither. We divorced a couple years ago.

-Sent her a text. -A text?

There will be Paw Patrol and a trampoline, and we're gonna make fudgsicles!

-That is so hot. -I mean... Okay, what--

Right around the corner.

Dude, again? Seriously?

-Oh, honey, yes! Yeah! -Yes?

Billie's out there thinking about her loved-up past.

What did you say to him?

-Hold on. I'll call you back. -Excuse me.

I think I may have screwed things up past the point of sexy lingerie.

-Come on. We got this. -[groaning]

-Sorry we're late. -No, I get it.

I'm telling you, Coop, women are witchy.

We were thick as thieves.

♪ Maybe in our wildest moments ♪

You can do this. Look, you are such a big boy.

♪ I am not afraid to do this alone... ♪

-What's for breakfast? -H&H Bagels on the corner.

-I wish we had a Zuhair Murad by us. -Oh, it's so chic.

-[in normal voice] Ooh! -Mm!

and... now he's fucked.

It doesn't get any better than this, B.

You know, this version of me before... all of this.

♪ I am not afraid... ♪

It's not like I don't know how to fuck her

in the back of a downtown club in front of anybody that walks in.

You know you scare the shit out of me, right?

We really are your friends. At least we wanna be.

Wait, how did my ass look?

I have to go to this thing at Hudson's school.

What matters is, I shouldn't have watched.

Your ass looked pretty damn good to me.

I'm gonna go powder my nose, catch up with my girlfriends,

It's like you're living in an actual porno. Can I read it?