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Going into work like:
- Thank you, Stuart. - Also, your coffee is coming late.
We call that the PANTS approach.
Uh...
That's your takeaway? That your son's TV show wasn't Ibsen?
I don't know. I gotta go. BoJack's gonna be here any minute.
Jeezy Kableezy
for the past few days thinking about that Jackie O movie.
Hey, enough with the stomping already!
- Yep. Lucky me. - We're still rolling, people.
and I made you two mixes.
And I've a pair of tix to the Stone's show this 'ke d.
You better grow up to be something great to make up for all the damage you've done.
Okay. Can I please just tell you about the opera, though?
- Uh-uh. I'm not asking. - The awesome healing power--
Oh, yeah. Uh...
All right, break a leg, good buddy. Diane, BoJack's ready to go.
The house is at the top of a hill.
Your father and I, we--
On your right.
People all need to see.
Is the bandana doing anything?
Hashtag "miracle." Hashtag "every morning."
Hey, work buddy, first day on the job, huh?
- What are you doing here? - Ah!
- Uh... - Is that a new cone? Looking sharp, PB.
Oh, my God. My face.
Happiness is a metaphor--
- There's a whole page of this. - Should I write him, tell him I get it?
A T-shirt, BoJack, in the theater.
But for now, don't worry about it.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Listen to it and imagine the band never took that hiatus
You know, I was beautiful
Could we keep it down in the front, please?
I’M SAD!
So you can put everything in a book and sell a million copies?
and why we're here.
In a way.
- Am I-- Am I a clown? - Oh, brother.
Hashtag "PANTS."
Stomp once for so fantaj, twice for stupid-fantaj.
Sit for five seconds while a machine scans his face.
You can do it.
- This cable? - Do you have a thousand dollars?
So, let me get this straight. Bad means good?
- BNA? - Brand-new attitude. Try to keep up.
Todd, no one can wake anybody else up. You need to wake yourself up.
Where are you, sweetheart? Are you ready?