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Listen, my brain has been a-buzzing
- Are you my ex-wife's lawyer? - I'm Diane.
- Thank you. - What a cute funny face. Cookie?
You were telling people, but it's a really important job
Don't worry so much. If you can't do this part
Hey, man, that's fantastic/great/I-ran-out-of-things.
That's why it's called the past.
This is one of those answering machines that sounds like it's Charley talking
As long as one of us dies, that's good enough.
Man, these lights are bright, huh?
IT WASN'T IBSEN.
but it's actually just an answering machine.
It's truly an honor.
Why does anybody run?
You've got a very soothing face and I like looking at it It's like a Matisse painting
Triggered
I hope you die before I do so you never know what it's like to lose a mother.
You should leave because I'm about to pretend to get a phone call.
BJ, I don't know. Look-- You know what you're good at?
Great. We got it. Let's move on.
It was such an important job, but no one was there to do it
- No pun intended. - You clearly intended that pun.
to be working with you. Yeah.
The house is a metaphor for a home.
Yes, Natasha, I'm talking about you. I know you're listening.
- Those are saucers. - Why do we even have saucers?