Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marshall, I would never make a business decision for selfish reasons.

Music. Imagine patriotic music playing.

Sometimes it's fun to go out with other single women

Maybe she only observes the High Holidays,

which, incidentally, if you knew anything about dinosaurs,

We don't get a lot of quality time to talk, just the two of us.

No. No. For two reasons.

- Lame. - Pretentious.

You, Barney Stinson, are a man of power and virility.

So what, you're like best friends with Jillian now?

So, we go to the...

and here you've been hiding a whole batch of them from me.

I guess I needed this more than I thought I did.

Which of you is Barney Stinson, head of the search committee?

Plus, it would have really bummed Ted out, and he's finally happy right now.

OLDER TED: Kids, in the fall of 2008,

if a job that could go to a hard-working American architecture firm

Don't be jealous. You and I hang out all the time.

Lily, why do you think the woo girls have to woo

Then I think you are going to really like what happened at work today.

Oh, my God, you guys. My boob just fell out of my top at the bar.

revered for their bold, innovative designs. I hated those guys.

Exactly the opposite.

But when I need to talk about something real, you're the one I turn to.

OLDER TED: I left there feeling pretty good about my chances.

- Where'd you get that hat? - What hat?