Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. Look, I just want to say, I know you guys went with Sven,

What... I can't believe this.

What the hell is the matter with you? This is Ted's big break!

OSAA , the conference call's is about to start.

We are! We're such mad men!

So every once in a while, I need to woo.

She's at that bar Giddy Ups with a bunch of woo girls.

- Drinking at work. - We're basically madmen.

Okay, but I don't want to stay out too late because...

In America, when we work late, we lie about a conference call,

- Marshall's my best friend. - Exactly. It's a tie.

but Barney convinced him that it was really, really stupid.

She probably just didn't know what kind of place this was.

So, you want to see my designs for the building?

and I think he would have done a hell of a job.

(PIGEONS COOING)

Keith can be on the conference call. - He can totally be on the conference call.

no bachelorette parties, no Las Vegas poolside bars.

I know a fantastic American architect who would be perfect for the job.

cranked it up to a setting called "paint mixer,"and went home.

- Well, you know. - Oh. Thank you, Barney.

for the title of Ted's best friend.

And that's not even the best part.

We say there's a conference call but instead come up here and drink a few beers. it's awesome.

I can't believe I didn't get it. I really thought I nailed the pitch.

Where is our patriotism? Our sense of country?

- What happened? - Ted didn't get that job.