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Now, Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades.
- Can I say "crappy" on TV? - Yes, on this network, you can.
Sobbing
Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional.
Listen, boy, we have an understanding, and you'd better keep your end of it.
- I meant soon. - So did I.
(SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)
[ Cheering ]
- I think you should reconsider. - Lisa, you're hurting me!
Oh, my God! [ Sobbing ]
[Lisa] If the pets die, don't replace them. I'll know!
Linda is coming. Linda is coming. Linda is coming.
Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate?
These Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday.
####[Ends]
[ Cheering ]
Now, I must tell you kids, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back...
- I'm finished. - Oh, no, you're not.
wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And will the harlequin in the third row Please keep his voice down?
That's okay. Uh, all this stuff is fine.
- [ Shuddering ] - Lights out, losers!
He's really having trouble keeping his balance.
My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight!
Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children.
- A snake bit me. - Back in line, maggot!
-Three! -Two! -Don't open your mouth.
so I close by saying, "Save us! Save us now!'"