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Especially because this is the kind of job
Actually, I got a question for you.
Oh, you know what the cardboard sign says?
Everybody come on in. Come on in.
- And then your plans are different. - Oh, honey, don't cry.
It's In the house of Representatives
needed to vote to break the tie and choose a president.
because you went to a mental hospital.
Shit.
- You feel better? - Yeah, a little bit.
You look terrible.
to have your portrait painted.
How am I doing? Eating so much pussy I'm shitting clit, son.
Looks like we're looking down the barrel of a Tom James presidency.
and some other little special ingredients
That's O'Brien 25, Meyer 22.
And now you're trying to fuck me again tonight.
One of the most extraordinarily incoherent people I've ever met in my life.
Hey, you are gonna pay for that.
- How tight is that, Will? - It's very tight, sir.
But if Tom James wins,
of a few people in my mother's administration.
Right.
challenged the vote totals in Nevada,
Please, please, please.
I went to a spa
...as president... Catherine.
So you see what I'm dealing with here.
Guys, Mike is a moron. Jesus Christ!
No, I'm gonna fuck you!
Yes?
like some kind of grand fucking chess master.
you just... wait, cut.
Legacy is not something that I can be concerned with.
Oh, God, come on, come on.
- Shrill. - Shrill.
Hola, chica. ¿Cómo estás?
God damn it.
Hi.
He was.
All right, here we go. Alabama first in the alphabet,
Do you think my mom's a good president?
Did you ever play sports?
Suddenly everything in my life made sense.