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Hello there. I'm Jonah Ryan.
I would like to change my vote, thank you.
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But it took an electoral college tie
the tension in the White House ratcheted up even further.
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It actually cost the same as the kid, so it works out.
on the matter of who will be the President of the United States.
- I love you. - ...proudly casts its vote
and gone on to do great, great things.
for President Nixon's inaugural ball.
- Marjorie? I don't want to talk to you. - I'm sorry, okay?
Well, I'll give you this...
Okay.
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and then give him any kind of cancer. I don't care.
on doing the best possible job I can...
I don't know who the other is gonna be,
When did you first know
New Hampshire votes for Selina Meyer.
No, it's not...
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Oh, who's that for, Kent?
Welcome to Montana.
Let me ask you a question.
As a person in politics who's younger than most of her... cut, cut.
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No, darling, I didn't go to a mental hospital.
I have it penciled in 2036. Gonna go there.
- Do you need a tissue? - No, I'm fine.
and I took stock
Well, first of all, sir, congratulations are in order.
She's interviewing me for a college project.
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Welcome, welcome.
Wait, is that when you had your nervous breakdown?