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That's three abstentions. Sorry, ma'am.

Madam President, I am so sorry.

Now this is a special blend I've got.

Would you please give it a rest with that camera?

Ooh, bam-a-lama ding dong!

What do you think of Amy Brookheimer?

- She looks like a boy. - Okay.

You can't win, ma'am. You're not gonna be president.

The president will see you now.

Joyce, she took care of me after my third heart attack.

That way, we can play educational stuff for the baby.

- What if we get West Virginia? - You're not gonna get anything.

about assholes and jizz and my pretty mouth.

the fact that I'm a woman means we will no longer have any women presidents

- All right, everybody clear out. - Okay.

I trust the American people to make the right decision.

- Yes. - That was perfect.

It's made in China so Ellen will feel right at home.

- to get away with murdering a black guy. - Come on, come on.

Oh, what's the... what is this concerning?

I mean, I don't think even he can get to 26.

Thank you so much, Senator James.

And then, poof, they're gone.

...so, if you're not doing anything later...

- White House. - I'd say the Galapagos Islands.

you can't think that way.

and used the old two-fingered wood chipper.

- Catherine, this is my mom, my dad. - Hi.

What would you do if you lost?

He said everything's under control plus a bunch of stuff

I am very excited to be secretary of state.

Excuse me, should this be deeper?

- Yes. - Yes, indeed.

The Senate will now choose between Senators Tom James and Laura Montez.

I guess I have a thing for nurses, huh?

I should say that... you know that I'm not gay?

Is my entire presidency about to have its neck snapped by Congressman Lennie here?

Ah, and I grew up right here

If O'Brien wins the presidency, I can run against him in four years.

Are we done, sweetie?

It is the only fucking thing that I can do, Amy.