Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Madam President, I am so sorry.

- Yes. - Yes, indeed.

And then, poof, they're gone.

Thank you so much, Senator James.

- Catherine, this is my mom, my dad. - Hi.

I mean, I don't think even he can get to 26.

- She looks like a boy. - Okay.

Ooh, bam-a-lama ding dong!

It's made in China so Ellen will feel right at home.

I trust the American people to make the right decision.

It is the only fucking thing that I can do, Amy.

Joyce, she took care of me after my third heart attack.

If O'Brien wins the presidency, I can run against him in four years.

Would you please give it a rest with that camera?

That way, we can play educational stuff for the baby.

I should say that... you know that I'm not gay?

He said everything's under control plus a bunch of stuff

and used the old two-fingered wood chipper.

- All right, everybody clear out. - Okay.

I am very excited to be secretary of state.

the fact that I'm a woman means we will no longer have any women presidents

What would you do if you lost?

The president will see you now.

Ah, and I grew up right here

The Senate will now choose between Senators Tom James and Laura Montez.

you can't think that way.

Is my entire presidency about to have its neck snapped by Congressman Lennie here?

...so, if you're not doing anything later...

Now this is a special blend I've got.

I guess I have a thing for nurses, huh?

Oh, what's the... what is this concerning?

You can't win, ma'am. You're not gonna be president.

Are we done, sweetie?

- Yes. - That was perfect.

That's three abstentions. Sorry, ma'am.

Excuse me, should this be deeper?

- What if we get West Virginia? - You're not gonna get anything.

- White House. - I'd say the Galapagos Islands.

What do you think of Amy Brookheimer?

about assholes and jizz and my pretty mouth.

- to get away with murdering a black guy. - Come on, come on.