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One of the most extraordinarily incoherent people I've ever met in my life.
Oh, so I will see you tomorrow night.
This is Catherine Meyer, my, uh, work friend.
This is our president, El Cabeza.
and, you know, he had his bow tie
"I just thank God I didn't hit those schoolchildren."
Okay, look.
- I love you. - Oh.
Yeah!
Missouri abstains from the vote.
I believe it's number one in easiest state
- That's it. - Where is Jonah, folks?
but that was overshadowed by some terrible news.
Look at you. I think you're from Kansas.
in the... I don't know where.
Oh, who's that for, Kent?!
- Where do you want this? - Just not here.
Some say a tie is like kissing your sister.
- Oh, hey, Marjorie. - Hello, ma'am.
I don't know why it's been such a big issue.
for President Selina...
- Were you ever frightened for your life? - No.
I have to go back to where it all began,
I'm gonna be a shriveled-up can of ass.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- How's it going? - It's going very well, thanks.
Who else would like a photo? Oh!
_
We had a fight.
of who I'm going to punish when I win.
- All right, I wanted to fuck you! - That's right!
- Where are you? - I don't know.
I'm so focused on the present.
Swirl it around a bit.
My God, in 12 years,
I set out to make a film about the tie,
Why would I want to stand next to a twig
Good girl. Good. Okay, let's get back.
I followed candidate Jonah Ryan as he campaigned in his home state.
You get yourself in there and you vote for me!
Fuck!
Ah, fuck.
because shooting stars burn out and he never will.
- New Hampshire? - Where is he?
I ended up discovering something about myself.
We're hanging on by a thread, but if everyone votes
I'm laser-focused
What?