Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna be a shriveled-up can of ass.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- Were you ever frightened for your life? - No.

Missouri abstains from the vote.

- Where do you want this? - Just not here.

We had a fight.

- New Hampshire? - Where is he?

- How's it going? - It's going very well, thanks.

We're hanging on by a thread, but if everyone votes

My God, in 12 years,

- That's it. - Where is Jonah, folks?

Look at you. I think you're from Kansas.

You get yourself in there and you vote for me!

I believe it's number one in easiest state

Swirl it around a bit.

- All right, I wanted to fuck you! - That's right!

I followed candidate Jonah Ryan as he campaigned in his home state.

I ended up discovering something about myself.

I don't know why it's been such a big issue.

I set out to make a film about the tie,

"I just thank God I didn't hit those schoolchildren."

- I love you. - Oh.

One of the most extraordinarily incoherent people I've ever met in my life.

Why would I want to stand next to a twig

I'm so focused on the present.

- Where are you? - I don't know.

Some say a tie is like kissing your sister.

Oh, so I will see you tomorrow night.

in the... I don't know where.

for President Selina...

Good girl. Good. Okay, let's get back.

This is our president, El Cabeza.

Oh, who's that for, Kent?!

This is Catherine Meyer, my, uh, work friend.

I'm laser-focused

because shooting stars burn out and he never will.

of who I'm going to punish when I win.

- Oh, hey, Marjorie. - Hello, ma'am.

I have to go back to where it all began,

Who else would like a photo? Oh!

and, you know, he had his bow tie

but that was overshadowed by some terrible news.