Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Motherfucker! They're taking a Lyft now?
God, I have no idea. What else am I gonna do?
- Catherine, out. - I was a very little girl
To... never mind.
I've spent my entire life in the public eye.
you know, it's like we'll be fine.
Catherine Meyer.
I just thank God I didn't hit those schoolchildren.
- Come on, fucking Google me. - Calm down, sir.
They're gonna close the vote.
- Hi, Mom. - Welcome home. Oh!
This year and back when you ran for president the first time.
"Daddy leaned into me and he said, 'You know, a lot of people don't like Nixon. But by God, they respect him. And that's you,
Thank you.
...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States...
- Are you filming me? - Might be a crime.
I mean, seriously, there are more lesbians in the Secret Service, even.
These Precious Moments figurines are a very good investment.
My dear mee-maw died.
serving the president the most abject humiliation
I think the problem is that you lack upper body strength.
- Oh! - I don't want to jinx things, guys,
of Washington in perspective.
did I tell you I have a photograph of my father?
Marjorie is insufferable, okay?
This is Tom and he's making a move
- Oh, who's that for, Kent? - Guys, Missouri's gonna abstain.
Welcome. Hello.
It's pretty solid, so I think I'm just gonna leave it here, you know?
- Just the seat of power. - I bought two tickets.
One of the biggest things that ever happened in my life
the parrot's gonna make noise and wake up her mom.
what you thought was gonna happen?
- Delaware? - Come on, come on.
- What do you think of Dan Egan? - Douchebag.
This has been fun.
You know, at night when I dare to close my eyes,
Oh, excuse me. Where is the House Chamber?
You need to be quick and you need to sort of,
And Ta-da! We went with a Winnie the Pooh knockoff.
- Oh, Christ. O'Brien's only got 22. - Yeah.
Gentlemen, you know the first daughter.
the way we think they're gonna vote, we'll win.