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You know, at night when I dare to close my eyes,
did I tell you I have a photograph of my father?
They're gonna close the vote.
To... never mind.
- Are you filming me? - Might be a crime.
I've spent my entire life in the public eye.
what you thought was gonna happen?
Oh, excuse me. Where is the House Chamber?
Gentlemen, you know the first daughter.
This is Tom and he's making a move
- Hi, Mom. - Welcome home. Oh!
I just thank God I didn't hit those schoolchildren.
Motherfucker! They're taking a Lyft now?
And Ta-da! We went with a Winnie the Pooh knockoff.
- Oh, Christ. O'Brien's only got 22. - Yeah.
This has been fun.
"Daddy leaned into me and he said, 'You know, a lot of people don't like Nixon. But by God, they respect him. And that's you,
- Come on, fucking Google me. - Calm down, sir.
- Delaware? - Come on, come on.
serving the president the most abject humiliation
I mean, seriously, there are more lesbians in the Secret Service, even.
of Washington in perspective.
you know, it's like we'll be fine.
Thank you.
My dear mee-maw died.
- Catherine, out. - I was a very little girl
God, I have no idea. What else am I gonna do?
- Just the seat of power. - I bought two tickets.
the way we think they're gonna vote, we'll win.
the parrot's gonna make noise and wake up her mom.
You need to be quick and you need to sort of,
One of the biggest things that ever happened in my life
I think the problem is that you lack upper body strength.
- Oh, who's that for, Kent? - Guys, Missouri's gonna abstain.
It's pretty solid, so I think I'm just gonna leave it here, you know?
- Oh! - I don't want to jinx things, guys,
- What do you think of Dan Egan? - Douchebag.
These Precious Moments figurines are a very good investment.
...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States...
Welcome. Hello.
This year and back when you ran for president the first time.
Marjorie is insufferable, okay?
Catherine Meyer.